Bum and Willy Shorts

Description

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a penis? Not for the sake of using it, or anything, just to experience the feeling of letting it hang out of your underwear for the world to see. That’s got to be like 90% of what guys do with those things, right? Must be nice. I’m not really jealous of anything else about having a penis – they seem pretty gross, otherwise – but gee, it sure would be nice to be able to dangle my genitalia out the front of my underpants on a whim, putting proudly on display for the world to see.
And how about having a flat man-butt, right? Wouldn’t that be swell? It’s such a hassle having a woman’s curves sometimes. It makes it difficult to find pants that fit, and even when they do, you have to worry about them fitting too well and attracting unwanted male attention. Life would be so much simpler if I just had a flat, unattractive man butt.
Well, I guess it’s my lucky day, and yours too, if you have hopes like mine, because I just found a way to make both those dreams come true at the same time. In the blink of an eye, the dangly penis and flat man-butt of your dreams can be yours to swagger around with, not a care in the world. All you need to do is put on a pair of these Bum and Willy Shorts. Suddenly, magically, your sensually curved feminine form will be transformed into the flabby and dangly mess of a man’s nether regions. Dreams really do come true.
The Bum and Willy Shorts are a pair of oversized boxer shorts with a plastic butt on the back and a plastic dick that hangs through the fly on the front. They make a great gag gift for the Bachelorette, or a fun activity for the Bachelorette Party. Take turns putting these shorts on and showing off your best man-walks. You’ll laugh and laugh at how utterly ridiculous you all look with these things on. A few minutes in the Bum and Willy Shorts is sure to satiate even the most severe penis envy, and remind you that you’re actually pretty glad you don’t have to deal with these weird parts all the time!